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The Homewood Park Kids Are Pieces Of Shit

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Promise [Nov. 16th, 2005|12:27 am]
The Homewood Park Kids Are Pieces Of Shit

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Alright first of all lets name the faces of The Park Kids:

 

Paul Merrill : 18 Years Old. Black. One-legged. Hits On 14-Year Olds. Picks On Little Kids. Sophmore (note hes 18), Plays Wheel-Chair Basketball, Loves Linkin Park, Quotes Dave Chappelle A Lot, Secretly Likes ICP.

Shawn (8-MILE): 14 Years Old. Looks Like A Rat. Dresses Like A Wigger, I Think Hes Freshman, Takes Drug Classes, He Is The Other White Version Of Paul Merrill But With Less Talent

George Patterson: 20 Years Old, Short And Ugly, Cross Dresses, Buys Meaningless Useless Novelty Items And Shows Them Off To Everyone, Lives In The Overlook Apartments On Valley, Listens To Loud 80`s Pop Music, Momma`s Boy, Is Very Awkward, Hangs Out With Young Girls

Ryan Cornelious (Ryan Ballsaclious): 16 Years Old, Crazy Long Blond Hair, Sorta Fat, Heavily Medicated, Retarded, Smokes Two Joints A Day Provided By His Mother, Has About 3 Bikes Stolen Every Couple Months, Sorta Like The Beast In Beauty And The Beast Except Hes Retarded And Has Nothing To Offer Anyone, Except Joints

White-Chocolate: Faggot

Ben (Lurk McGurk): 23 Years Old, Short And Stubby, Dangerous Amount Of Lurking, From New Orleans But Moved When His House Did Whatever It Did, Horribly Delusional Rapper, Listens To Techno Music, Flirts With Young Girls, Russian Jew, Probably A Stalker

Robert Kyzer: 19 Years Old, Skinny, Lifeguard, Attends UAB, Drives A Van On Sundays, Probably Masturbates A Lot

Mary Britt Kyzer: 15 Years Old, Looks Like Her Brother, Slut

Paul Frohock: 16 Years Old, Fat And Ugly, Skateboards Kinda, Dates Young Girls, Fucks Moms, Looks Like A Gorilla, Can`t Fight, Has A Uni-brow, Gets Beaten Up By 8th Graders, Potential Rapist?

Jared (Peaches): 13 Years Old, Small And Goofy Looking, Is Always Having Nic-Fits, Poor, From Out Of State, Pretty Much The New Kid Who Gets Ragged On Non-stop By The Other Park Kids, Beat Up Paul Frohock, Miserable Life, Will Probably Commit Suicide Before 2006

 

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